Here's where we can tackle some basic questions you think folks might ask again and again. These should be basic ones, of course.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
How do you know so much about swallows?
Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.